Comments on: Family (Part Two) http://www.theologyofnuance.com/index.php/2007/02/01/family-part-two/ Sat, 10 Jul 2010 20:55:30 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 By: D.S. Martin http://www.theologyofnuance.com/index.php/2007/02/01/family-part-two/comment-page-1/#comment-46 D.S. Martin Mon, 05 Feb 2007 04:06:00 +0000 http://www.theologyofnuance.com/index.php/2007/02/01/family-part-two/#comment-46 Well Craig, the issue of the inherent evil of four-wheeled ATVs, in my opinion, is self-evident, and therefore it requires no specific notice of such. <br /><br />I have often had visions of Legion begging Jesus to not be cast into the abyss, but to be allowed to ride ATVs instead. <br /><br />If the Lord had walked the earth in 2007AD instead of 30AD, we might have seen these poor swine spared.<br />However, there would be a significant pack of Polaris, Honda, and Kawasaki ATVs flying over the cliff into the water. <br /><br />Wait…, I saw that last week on ESPN. <br />It was the Extreme Sports X-Games. <br />I thought the guy’s looked demonic, especially with all of the tattoos and eyebrow rings.<br />Maybe the Lord has indeed returned.<br /><br />God bless,<br />DSM<br /><br />p.s. This is just a little light-hearted ATV humor. Well Craig, the issue of the inherent evil of four-wheeled ATVs, in my opinion, is self-evident, and therefore it requires no specific notice of such.

I have often had visions of Legion begging Jesus to not be cast into the abyss, but to be allowed to ride ATVs instead.

If the Lord had walked the earth in 2007AD instead of 30AD, we might have seen these poor swine spared.
However, there would be a significant pack of Polaris, Honda, and Kawasaki ATVs flying over the cliff into the water.

Wait…, I saw that last week on ESPN.
It was the Extreme Sports X-Games.
I thought the guy’s looked demonic, especially with all of the tattoos and eyebrow rings.
Maybe the Lord has indeed returned.

God bless,
DSM

p.s. This is just a little light-hearted ATV humor.

]]> By: craig http://www.theologyofnuance.com/index.php/2007/02/01/family-part-two/comment-page-1/#comment-45 craig Sun, 04 Feb 2007 22:56:00 +0000 http://www.theologyofnuance.com/index.php/2007/02/01/family-part-two/#comment-45 My wife's good friend always said that it was better that I come home with a bike than a blond. Just keep that insurance paid up! Perhaps the motorbike's threat to marital bliss is being unfairly singled out by "religious" blogs. An investigation into four-wheeled bias may be in order. My wife’s good friend always said that it was better that I come home with a bike than a blond. Just keep that insurance paid up! Perhaps the motorbike’s threat to marital bliss is being unfairly singled out by “religious” blogs. An investigation into four-wheeled bias may be in order.

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